Retro Staycations

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  • Friendly site on a working farm five minutes' drive from Ryde
  • Beaches, steam railway and ferry port within 10 minutes' drive
  • Nostalgia-inspired traditional site with farm shop and animals to meet
Camping at its most traditional… and in a peaceful spot tucked away on a family-run working farm in the Isle of Wight. Retro Staycations, a few minutes’ drive from Ryde, is a place that’s been heavily influenced by nostalgic holiday vibes and makes a fine place to stay with family, friends, your partner, your dog – whoever wants to tag along, really. As the site is part of a farm, there are plenty of cute animals to make friends with while you’re here – look out for sheep, pigs and cows in the neighbouring fields and wildlife including rabbits and red squirrels. The accommodation areas are within a pretty meadow that’s got heaps of space and lovely views over the surrounding downs area. In keeping with the retro vibe, facilities here have been kept on the simple side – guests have access to a toilet block with toilets and showers (and heating, for a nice modern boost), washing-up sinks and a chemical disposal point. A farm shop on site sells local produce (eggs, milk, veg and local meat), and of course you’ll be allowed to light a barbecue or off-ground firepit to help you cook your meals and keep warm. Nearby Ryde is your closest hub for shops and places to eat, and it’s also a popular resort with sandy beaches, and some smart Georgian and Victorian architecture. Handily, it’s also one of the island’s ferry ports; ask in advance and the site can provide you with details of discounted ferry travel for guests.

Site type

Tent pitches 30
Touring caravan pitches 30
Motorhome pitches 30
Lodges, cabins, pods or huts 2
Caravans for hire 3
Open now
Opens 4 April
Please note
  • Under 18s must be accompanied by their parents or legal guardians.
  • The site does not accept breeds/crossbreeds listed in the Dangerous Dogs Act (i.e. XL Bully, Pit Bull Terrier, Japanese Tosa, Dogo Argentino, and Fila Brasileiro).
  • Discount cards and gift vouchers cannot be applied to bookings made via Pitchup.com.
  • Reception is unmanned after 6 p.m.. Please inform the site while on your way there should you expect to arrive after this time, so that the team can provide information about your unit/pitch.
  • At least one of the party members must be aged 21 or over.
  • Guests must bring their own duvets, pillows, sheets and towels when staying in rental accommodation. You will not be allowed to stay if you do not bring these items.

Languages spoken

English

Open from Fri, 04 Apr to

Pitch types & availability

Accommodation

Tent pitchesTouring caravan pitchesMotorhome pitchesLodges, cabins, pods or hutsCaravans for hireRent a tent
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2 adults
0 children

Reviews

9.3

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Child friendliness
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100% would stay here again

What customers say

This peaceful, rural campsite has ample space for kids. Guests loved the convenient farm shop with local goodies and the owner's warm welcome. Facilities are clean and basic, perfect for no-frills camping at a good price. It's still developing, but the location is great for walks and cycling. A baby-changing area and more washing-up sinks would be welcome.

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Arrival date (latest first)

Nice rural site, with freedom. Owner Sarah very friendly and helpful.

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8 out of 10
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Child friendliness
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Cleanliness
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Wifi
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David C.

Electric grass pitch

Liked Lovely quiet location, with plenty of space for the children to play and run around.
Handy farm shop for basics, with local produce.

Disliked The site is quite new, and the owners are still developing amenities, which I'm sure will be great when finished.
A useful addition would be a baby changing area, and more washing up surfaces.

Recommend to friends Visit again

From the manager: Thank you for your thoughtful feedback. We’re glad you enjoyed the space and peaceful location. Your suggestions are noted as we continue developing the site. We appreciate your support and hope to welcome you back again soon!

Perfect stay for us and our little dog

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Jack P.

Non-electric grass pitch

Liked What’s not to like about this camp, its ticks all the boxes for no thrills camping at a sensible price… clean hot shower, clean toilets and a self serve farm on the entrance which has essentials plus some extra treats… great location as well…… they also offer pods and streamline caravan stays which looked great….

Disliked Nothing….

Recommend to friends Visit again

Super friendly staff and great location

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Anonymous

Non-electric grass pitch

Liked Such a lovely warm welcome by the proprietor and great field to stay in. Facilities were perfectly adequate for our one night stay. Great walks and cycle rides straight from the site and we loved the honesty box farm shop. We’ll be back.

Recommend to friends Visit again

From the manager: Thank you so much for your kind words! We're thrilled you enjoyed your stay, the facilities, and the local adventures. The honesty box farm shop is a favourite for many, and we’re glad you loved it too. Looking forward to welcoming you back!

Features

Dogs allowed

Campfires allowed

Leisure on site

Bar or club house Cycle hire Evening entertainment Fishing Fitness centre Games room Indoor swimming pool Kids' club On-site restaurant/cafe Outdoor swimming pool Play area TV room Take away Tennis Watersports

Amenities on site

Bath available Composting toilet Dog park Drying room Food shop Free wifi Ice pack freezing Internet access Launderette Local produce Parent & baby washroom Pick-up from public transport Portable toilet Pub toilets Public telephone Shower available Toilet block Washing-up area Wifi

Groups welcome

D. of E. welcome Family friendly Motorcycle friendly Rallies welcome Single-sex groups welcome Student groups welcome

Rules

Barbecue provided Barbecues allowed Campfires allowed Commercial vehicles allowed Dogs allowed Dogs allowed all year

Themes

Peaceful Spectacular scenery Walkers' paradise

Utilities

Charging facilities Chemical disposal Electric car charging point(s) Gas cylinders available Recycling available Renewable energy

Nearby amenities

Bar nearby Dog walk nearby Shop nearby

Type

Farm Medium (26-50 pitches)

Accessibility

Accessible parking at pitch Level site, no steep slopes

Nearby leisure

Canoeing/kayaking nearby Climbing nearby Cycle hire nearby Cycling nearby Fishing nearby Golf nearby Horse riding nearby Indoor pool nearby Leisure/theme park nearby Mountain biking nearby Outdoor pool nearby Restaurant nearby Sailing nearby Surf school nearby Tennis nearby Watersports nearby

Touring and motorhomes

Water hook-up points for tourers

Location

Retro Staycations

Hazlegrove Farm

Ashey Road

Ryde

Isle Of Wight

England

PO33 4BD

Directions

Timezone

Europe/London +0100 (GMT+01:00)

GPS

50.70536°N
1.16717°W

Nearest transport

Coach
10.1 km Clarence Pier
11.1 km The Hard Interchange
11.8 km City Centre South
Rail
1.1 km Smallbrook Junction Rail Station
2.2 km Ryde St Johns Road Rail Station
3.1 km Ryde Esplanade Rail Station
Ferry
3.1 km Ryde Hoverport
3.8 km Ryde Pier Head Ferry Terminal
4.4 km Fishbourne IOW Ferry Terminal
Airport
30.4 km Southampton Airport
47.6 km Bournemouth International Airport

Please note: All distances on this page are calculated "as the crow flies" - please check actual distance depending on your mode of travel using the Get directions button above.

Local attractions

Attractions and activities nearby include: - Ryde (beach, ferries and Isle of Wight Coach and Bus Museum): five minutes’ drive - Wight Karting Go-Kart Track: five minutes - Isle of Wight Steam Railway - Havenstreet Station: 10 minutes - Appley beach: 10 minutes - Wildheart Animal Sanctuary: 10 minutes - Robin Hill (country park with family activities): 10 minutes - Amazon World Zoo: 15 minutes - Isle Of Wight Donkey Sanctuary: 15 minutes - Osborne (Queen Victoria’s holiday palace): 20 minutes - Wight Water (watersports): 20 minutes - Blackgang Chine amusement park: 25 minutes.

Water quality at nearby bathing waters

Name Distance Type 2020201920182017
Ryde 3.1 km Sea N/AGoodGoodGood
Seagrove 4.4 km Sea N/AExcellentGoodGood
St Helens 4.9 km Estuary N/AExcellentExcellentExcellent
Yaverland 5.4 km Sea N/AExcellentExcellentGood
Sandown 5.7 km Sea N/AExcellentExcellentExcellent

Data source: European Environment Agency

Must see

Isle of Wight Steam Railway 3.3 km

Dinosaur Isle 5.4 km

Osborne House 9 km

Royal Navy Submarine Museum 9.8 km

Carisbrooke Castle 10.5 km

National Trust

Bembridge Windmill 5.5 km

Newtown Old Town Hall 16.7 km

Brighstone Shop and Museum 17.5 km

Mottistone Manor Garden 18.9 km

The Needles Old Battery and New Battery 29.3 km

Cycle routes

Find local routes on the National Cycle Network - over 12,000 miles of cycling routes.

Other

NUNWELL 2.5 km

BRADING MARSHES (CURRENT BOUNDARY FROM 31/03/2006) 4.3 km

Bembridge - Whitecliff 5.3 km

Mary Rose 7.9 km

OSBORNE 8.5 km

Local events

  • Arundel Festival (Saturday, 16 August 2025 – Saturday, 16 August 2025)

    Arundel, England 46.1 km

Please note: All distances on this page are calculated "as the crow flies" - please check actual distance depending on your mode of travel using the Get directions button above.

Nearest sites

Unfortunately, we have no nearby bookable sites.

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Frequently asked questions

  • Does Retro Staycations have a swimming pool? No View all features
  • Is Retro Staycations dog friendly? Yes View all features
  • What attractions are near Retro Staycations? Attractions and activities nearby include: - Ryde (beach, ferries and Isle of Wight Coach and Bus Museum): five minutes’ drive - Wight Karting Go-Kart Track: five minutes - Isle of Wight Steam … Read more
  • When can I check in and check out of Retro Staycations?
    Camping and touring
    Arrive:  1 p.m. –  10 p.m.
    Depart by:  noon
    On-site accommodation
    Arrive:  1 p.m. –  8 p.m.
    Depart by:  noon
    Read more
  • How much does it cost to stay at Retro Staycations? From R381,17 (for 1 night, 2 adults) - prices may change depending on your dates and party.