Poachers Patch

View prices & book 9.3 83 reviews
Pitches on site
Flat level pitches
Hedgehogs stay free of charge
Dogs are very welcome

  • Peaceful back-to-basics site nine miles from Newark
  • Campfire area for guests to share
  • Pub serving food 600 yards away
Steal a break getting back to basics on the four and a half level acres of Poachers Patch in the village of Brant Broughton in Lincolnshire – although there's easy access from the A17, this is a peaceful place, set back from the road on the south end of the village's High Street. The pitching area is a long meadow that borders the Sandbeck stream to the south and the River Brant to the east, and has a designated campfire area for all guests to share (ghost stories a must, of course…) and a loo block with hot and cold water. Well-behaved dogs are welcome on site. The local pub the Generous Briton is 600 yards away; it serves food and takeaways, and has a café opposite that's open from Thursdays through to Sundays. Nearby Navenby has a fish and chip shop, an Indian takeaway, a baker, a butcher, antique shops and two pubs.

Site type

Motorhome pitches 40
Tent pitches 40
Touring caravan pitches 40
Open now
Opens 1 April
Please note
  • Under 18s must be accompanied by their parents or legal guardians.
  • The site does not accept breeds/crossbreeds listed in the Dangerous Dogs Act (i.e. XL Bully, Pit Bull Terrier, Japanese Tosa, Dogo Argentino, and Fila Brasileiro).
  • No charcoal barbecues allowed.
  • No electric barbecues allowed.
  • There is no reception on-site: on arrival please contact the number provided on your booking confirmation.
  • The charging of electric vehicles is not permitted on site.

Languages spoken

English

Open from Tue, 1 Apr to

Pitch types & availability

Reviews

95%

would recommend this site to a friend

93%

would stay here again

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Only showing reviews for the last 30 months.

Highly recommended for a peaceful stay.

Overall 10/10
Location 10
Value for money 10
Accommodation 10
Facilities / Activities 8
Customer service 10
Child friendliness No rating
Cleanliness 10
Wifi No rating
Paul W. The reviewer booked through Pitchup.com

Electric grass touring pitch

Liked: Idyllic location. Beautifully maintained site. Owners and staff are friendly, accommodating and facilitating. Pitches are pristine, large and have fabulous views. Facilities are modern, luxurious and well maintained. Several villages with the necessary utilities within a few minutes drive. Thoroughly enjoyable stay.

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I loved this place. Really great hosts and pub not too far…

Overall 8/10
Location 8
Value for money 8
Accommodation 8
Facilities / Activities 6
Customer service 8
Child friendliness No rating
Cleanliness 8
Wifi 2
Paul K. The reviewer booked through Pitchup.com

Electric grass campervan pitch

Liked: I loved this place. Really great hosts and pub not too far away. The site was quiet but that could have been the time of year. I would definitely return.

Disliked: The wi-fi didn't seem to work but I could get phone signal

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Lovely sight would stay again

Overall 8/10
Location 10
Value for money 8
Accommodation 8
Facilities / Activities No rating
Customer service 10
Child friendliness No rating
Cleanliness 8
Wifi No rating
Anonymous The reviewer booked through Pitchup.com

Electric grass touring pitch

Liked: Lovely peaceful sight. Friendly staff. Very accommodating in grouping us all together.

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The peace and quite, lovely lady by the name of judith, shower…

Overall 10/10
Location 10
Value for money 10
Accommodation No rating
Facilities / Activities 10
Customer service No rating
Child friendliness No rating
Cleanliness 10
Wifi No rating
Carol K. The reviewer booked through Pitchup.com

Electric grass touring pitch

Liked: The peace and quite, lovely lady by the name of judith, shower room very clean. Every where looked beautiful with the trees in autumn colours. Will definitely be back.

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Friendly place and my dogs were welcomed, I was even given directions…

Overall 10/10
Location 10
Value for money 10
Accommodation No rating
Facilities / Activities No rating
Customer service 10
Child friendliness No rating
Cleanliness 10
Wifi No rating
Marc F. The reviewer booked through Pitchup.com

Non-electric grass campervan pitch

Liked: Friendly place and my dogs were welcomed, I was even given directions on where to walk them. The toilet block was very clean and tidy.

Recommend to friends Visit again

Would use again.

Overall 10/10
Location 10
Value for money 10
Accommodation 10
Facilities / Activities 10
Customer service 10
Child friendliness No rating
Cleanliness 10
Wifi 10
Anonymous The reviewer booked through Pitchup.com

Non-electric grass tent pitch (backpacker, small, two person)

Liked: Easy to find and secure site ideal base for exploring the local area. Excellent level site for camping and very clean facilities. Very friendly owner and staff.

Recommend to friends Visit again

Basic but clean

Overall 8/10
Location 10
Value for money 8
Accommodation 8
Facilities / Activities 8
Customer service 10
Child friendliness No rating
Cleanliness 10
Wifi 6
Annabel T. The reviewer booked through Pitchup.com

Electric grass campervan pitch

Liked: Peaceful site
Offered wifi which is a bonus even if it was patchy
Clean showers and loo
5 minute walk to local pub

Disliked: Just one ladies loo which was ok as the campsite was very quiet but might have been a problem if it had been busy

Recommend to friends Visit again

Lovely quiet site with clean facilities and friendly staff

Overall 10/10
Location 8
Value for money 10
Accommodation 10
Facilities / Activities 8
Customer service 10
Child friendliness 6
Cleanliness 10
Wifi 8
Anonymous The reviewer booked through Pitchup.com

Non-electric grass tent pitch (backpacker, small, two person)

Liked: Well set up campsite with a friendly welcome. Nice and quiet with the essential amenities which were nice and clean.Had a nice little summer house with books and games you could borrow

Recommend to friends Visit again

Try it you wont be disappointed.

Overall 10/10
Location 10
Value for money 10
Accommodation 10
Facilities / Activities 10
Customer service 10
Child friendliness No rating
Cleanliness 10
Wifi No rating
Keith M. The reviewer booked through Pitchup.com

Non-electric grass tent pitch (backpacker, small, two person)

Liked: Wonderful welcome from Everett great situation close to the village.
11/10 for the cleanliness of the toilets & shower, really were among the best i have ever used on a campsite.
Pitches were well defined by marker posts.
Despite some changeable weather on the 2nd day, had a wonderful weekend, friendliness of the proprietors was great, wonderful chat and general exchanges throughout the weekend.
Thanks once again to Everett for the welcome, the ongoing banter & all around friendly & chilled vibe while maintaining a well kept site.
Quiet low key place allowing time to unwind and relax.
Wonderful.

Disliked: Not going back soon.

Recommend to friends Visit again

Very quiet and friendly location Owners very friendly…

Overall 10/10
Location 6
Value for money 10
Accommodation 10
Facilities / Activities 10
Customer service 10
Child friendliness 4
Cleanliness 10
Wifi No rating
Kerry M. The reviewer booked through Pitchup.com

Electric grass touring pitch

Liked: Very quiet and friendly location
Owners very friendly

Disliked: Shops far away

Recommend to friends Visit again


Features

Leisure on site

Bar or club house Cycle hire Evening entertainment Fishing Fitness centre Games room Indoor swimming pool Kids' club On-site restaurant/cafe Outdoor swimming pool Play area TV room Take away Tennis Watersports

Amenities on site

Bath available Car parking by pitch/unit Composting toilet Dog park Drying room Food shop Free wifi Ice pack freezing Internet access Launderette Parent & baby washroom Pick-up from public transport Portable toilet Pub toilets Public telephone Shower available Toilet block Washing-up area Wifi

Groups welcome

D. of E. welcome Family friendly Motorcycle friendly Rallies welcome Single-sex groups welcome Student groups welcome

Rules

Barbecue provided Barbecues allowed Campfires allowed Commercial vehicles allowed Dogs allowed Dogs allowed all year

Themes

Budget/backpacker Peaceful Wildlife haven

Utilities

Charging facilities Chemical disposal Electric car charging point(s) Gas cylinders available Recycling available Renewable energy

Nearby amenities

Bar nearby Dog walk nearby Public transport nearby Shop nearby

Type

Medium (26-50 pitches)

Nearby leisure

Fishing nearby Golf nearby Horse riding nearby Restaurant nearby

Touring and motorhomes

Tourer storage facilities Water hook-up points for tourers

Location

Poachers Patch

High Street

Brant Broughton

Lincolnshire

England

LN5 0SL

Directions

Timezone

Europe/London BST (GMT+01:00)

GPS

53.0745°N
-0.6342°W

Route directions

From the A17 turn off into Brant Broughton village and pass the fire station on your left. You will find the site signposted on the right-hand side, after the fire station.

Nearest transport

Coach
7.4 mi The Wharf
8 mi Station Road
8 mi Station Road
Rail
6.8 mi Collingham Rail Station
6.9 mi Newark North Gate Rail Station
7.2 mi Swinderby Rail Station

Please note: All distances on this page are calculated "as the crow flies" - please check actual distance depending on your mode of travel using the Get directions button above.

Local attractions

Hop in the car, for day trips are all around from Poachers Patch. Newark-on-Trent, aka Newark, is nine miles away and since 2015 has been home to the Newark Torc, which can now be enviously viewed in the National Civil War Centre and Newark Museum; other sights to see are the many listed buildings in and around town, including the rising spire of Church of St. Mary Magdalene – honestly, you won't be able to miss it. Also close by, see the 30+ exhibits of the Bubble Car Museum at Byards Leap, five miles towards Sleaford on the A17, and visit the market town of Sleaford and its Cogglesford Mill within 12 miles. Lincoln – for cathedral, castle, marina and the shops of Brayford Waterfront – is 13 miles away. If you feel like having some history, get hither to RAF Connisby, home of the Battle of Britain Memorial Flight, the only flying Lancaster in Europe, several Spitfires, Hurricanes, the new Eurofighter and a DC3 (Dakota). Or try a trip 24 miles away to Tattershall Castle, a medieval castle now managed by the National Trust.

Must see

Belton House 9.1 mi

Lincoln Medieval Bishops' Palace 11.7 mi

Lincoln Castle 11.7 mi

Lincoln Cathedral 11.8 mi

Belvoir Castle 13.9 mi

National Trust

Grantham House 11 mi

The Workhouse, Southwell 12.6 mi

Tattershall Castle 18.3 mi

Woolsthorpe Manor 18.4 mi

Clumber Park 22.3 mi

Cycle routes

Find local routes on the National Cycle Network - over 12,000 miles of cycling routes.

Other

CAYTHORPE COURT 4.4 mi

Wellingore to Lincoln on the Viking Way 4.5 mi

COLEBY HALL 5.6 mi

MARSTON HALL 6.5 mi

NEWARK CASTLE GARDENS 7.3 mi

Please note: All distances on this page are calculated "as the crow flies" - please check actual distance depending on your mode of travel using the Get directions button above.

Offers

Conditions apply - see pitch type section for details

Nearest sites

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Frequently asked questions

  • Does Poachers Patch have a swimming pool? No View all features
  • Is Poachers Patch dog friendly? Yes View all features
  • What attractions are near Poachers Patch? Hop in the car, for day trips are all around from Poachers Patch. Newark-on-Trent, aka Newark, is nine miles away and since 2015 has been home to the Newark Torc, which can … Read more
  • When can I check in and check out of Poachers Patch?
    Camping and touring
    Arrive:  1 p.m. –  8 p.m.
    Depart by:  11 a.m.
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  • How much does it cost to stay at Poachers Patch? From £20 (for 1 night, 2 adults) - prices may change depending on your dates and party.